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Oprah: Sarah Palin Admits To Being Naive, Loving Unprotected Sex, and Enjoying Porn
Wow…if this was real…I might ACTUALLY gain the most minuscule amount of respect for this woman…WAIT…I might actually like her for this…
REMEMBER though…IT. ISN’T. REAL…okay. I still hate her.
best interview she’s had yet.
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It was a dark and stormy night in Alaska. We could not see Russia from our house, that’s how bad it was. Outside, Todd was atop the Trans-Alaskan oil pipeline shooting moose down below. John McCain called. “I want you to be my President!” he said. I was confused. Was he sure? “Are you sure?” I asked. “Of course!” he said. Then I remembered that HE wanted to be President! Hahaha, I thought. “Johnny, I think you wanna be President, not me! You want me to be Vice President. Right?” I could hear his brain ticking on the other side of the phone. Tick tick tick, like he was thinking about it. Hard. He was hard. “Oh yes, silly me!” John McCain said, exactly like that. “So will you be my Vice President?” Somewhere, rifle shots rang out. Todd had bagged another moose. We were gonna have dinner that night, you betcha! And it was gonna be moosemeat. My favorite kind! And also the favorite meat of Vice Presidents.
The first lines* from SARAH PALIN’s forthcoming biography, Going Rogue, on bookshelves Nov. 17.
*Not really.
(via inothernews)
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So that day I was being interviewed by Media Tool Of The Left Katie “Ekaterina” Couric for the first time I wanted to mess with her and make her think I did not really read any newspapers or news magazines because, after all, THAT IS THE TRUE MEANING OF GOING ROGUE. Because when you are “rogue,” you disappear from the world, into a thicket of bushes never to be seen again until that very moment when the despot thinks ‘Hey, she hasn’t been here in ten years, we’re free to do as we please, let’s invade Canada!’ and then you sneak up behind the despot and take him hostage until he pledges to stop being a despot and also promises not to invade Canada, because hey, they’re really good neighbors and provide healthcare for everyone, and that’s what it means to be a rogue. Anyway, I only read USA Today for the ‘Snapshots.’ Did you know that 39% of Americans ‘don’t know how to go rogue’?
From Chapter Three of SARAH PALIN’s forthcoming biography, Going Rogue. (via inothernews)
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24.
oakland, california.
uc berkeley.
develop science/literacy curriculum for k-8.
this is my personal blog.
fandoms:
30 rock, arrested development, doctor who, rupaul's drag race, ab fab, strangers with candy, sherlock, daria, star trek (tos, tng), lotr, harry potter, stewart, colbert, conan.
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